🧻Embroidered toilet paper is the perfect retirement gift.🧓Send them off to the best phase of life by gifting them with a roll of this special toilet paper.
🎉Each roll is machine embroidered on one square of 2-ply toilet paper. There are 6 design sayings perfect for decorating for the retirement party or including in a retirement gift basket.
✨Make these toilet paper rolls extra special by hiding $$$, gift card, candy or other special gift in the center hole of the roll.
🎁These rolls also make the perfect Retirement Party centerpiece, or item for a retirement gift basket. Each roll is wrapped in a clear plastic bag and tied with twine. They are ready to give as a gift, add to a gift basket or use as a unique display piece for decorating your bathroom.
Sayings are:
Retired Happy Wild and Free (Man)
Retired Happy Wild and Free (Woman)
Official Retirement Papers
Officially Retired from the Crap
No Job Is Finished Until The Paperwork Is Done
Leave that Poop Behind You
✅Specification:
- Handmade
✅Package Includes:
- 1 × Funny Embroidered Toilet Paper for Retirement
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